5 Things You’ll Never See For Sale In Wyoming

I saw an ad yesterday for a product that made me think,

NOBODY in Wyoming would need that.

It was an ad for a "machete." This was the kind used for cutting through dense jungle.

Then I had to wonder why it popped up in front of me on social media.

I thought today's computer algorithms were keeping better track of me than that.

Then there was that ad for an alligator trap.

There was a time in Wyoming's past when the climate was much different and this region of the country was a swamp. The West had crocodiles back then.

But it's been a while. Don't think we need those things anymore.

Man buns. I've seen a few guys sporting those things on top of their heads, but trust me, we don't need them in Wyoming. Please stop growing them.

Ever think you might need a SWAMP BUGGY?

Not in Wyoming.

Maybe a million years ago but this state had dried out since then. I've never seen a swamp buggy for sale in Wyoming.

There was that ad for a 200-foot yacht for sale.

Put that thing in any Wyoming lake and there will not be much room to maneuver, much less turnaround. You'll have to putter to one end of the lake then back up to go home.

While we are at it, Wyoming will never need a subway system.

We like Subway the restaurant chain, but there is no need for such a thing in our state.

HOLD ON! I take that back.

We could use one to go through out mountains, rather than around.

Never mind, Wyoming needs a subway system.

What else can you think of?