TRAILER: Cocaine Bear, Hysterical Horror Movie & True Story
Most everybody is familiar with Shark Week.
If you have not seen it you probably have heard of the Sharknado movie.
That's where water spouts pick up sharks and they fall to Earth in a flood, bringing sharks to land.
Yeah, what a dumb plot. But they keep making sequels to it.
What could be worse than these movies?
Ladies and gentlemen - I give you - COCAIN BEAR!
Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.
Watch the trailer, below.
This looks so bad it has to be good.
In the trailer, I see that this movie is going to be gory, but in a funny way.
So you'll laugh while people are getting torn up by a bear that's high on cocaine.
Looks like the bear gets hooked on it too.
Once he's high on it there's no stopping him.
So somebody in Hollywood came across the true story of a bear that died of cocaine overdoes and thought, 'OH I HAVE GOT TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS."
Let's take a look at what really happened to the bear in the real story.
WATCH THIS VIDEO!
The real bear in the story, nicknamed Pablo Eska-Bear, has been taxidermized and is now on display in Georgia.
Well, if Sharknado can make millions, this can too.
I predict a cult classic here.
The movie will probably not even last one weekend at the theater.
But people will watch the hell out of it at home.