Baseball season has barely begun, and the Colorado Rockies are so bad that we had to write some jokes.

Keep this post with you on your cell phone and pull it up any time The Rockies comes up in a conversation.

The best Colorado Rockies Jokes

What is the difference between The Rockies pitchers and a professional bowler?
A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike.

The Post Office recalled their Rockies stamps
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

This next one is really WRONG! Which is why most of you will like it.

The Colorado Rockies starting pitchers are like orphans,
Because they don't know where home is!

Do you know what song The Colorado Rockies fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning? Don't worry. Nobody knows. There's never anybody left.

The big difference between The Colorado Rockies and a mosquito is that, at some point, mosquitoes stop sucking.

Believe it or not, YOU have something in common with The Colorado Rockies.
You'll both be watching the World Series on television.

I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Rockies jersey on it and now it sucks again.

Have you ever noticed that all the trees in the Northwest lean towards Colorado?
It's because the Rockies suck.

There you have it, a starter list of Rockies jokes.

Take them with you and you'll be the life of the party

Later in the season, I'll write more for you.

Though I better hurry up, we all know their season won't be long.

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