Get Her An Egg For Vaneltine’s Day – If You Can Afford It

Valentine's Day 2025 will be a little different.

Sorry, ladies.

For the guy who wants to do something special, might I suggest -- AN EGG?

Don't laugh, eggs are expensive these days.

Hear me out on this.

You get with your buddies and pool your cash.

You'll need 12 friends. If you don't have any friends then maybe coworkers will do.

Go to the grocery store and buy a dozen.

Each guy gets an egg and puts it in a nice little box - or one of those decorative bags you have left over from Christmas.

She was expecting flowers. Jewelry. A nice dinner.

Just remind her how rare and expensive eggs are today.

If you really want to go overboard you can dye the egg like you do for Easter.

As she looks at the egg, her eyes wide in confusion, take it from her.

That will confuse the HELL out of her.

DO NOT DROP IT!

Walk that egg into the kitchen and start cooking it for her.

It doesn't matter if you don't know how to cook. It's the thought that counts.

I hope you know how she likes her egg cooked.

You probably don't, just like you don't remember when her birthday is even though she's told you maybe a million times.

Women love men who can afford things like a hot car, diamond rings, and eggs.

She probably wanted to get eggs at the grocery store but the price was so high she skipped it.

But now, you bought one for her.

Sit and watch her eat the egg.

Tell her it's all for her and you don't want any.

You sly dog!