Grand Tetons Dragged Into National Park Insult Match

Those mountains must be bored.

Suddenly, on social media, Mount Ranier and Mount Hood began smack-talking each other.

The only reason people climb you is to look at me, said Hood to Rainer.

Mount Rainer responded that its body count, the number of hikers it has killed, is much higher than Mnt Hood's pathetic body count.

As the two mountains battled on the argument spread across the nation.

Yellowstone is like a creepy old man, staring at the Grand Tetons.

Look up how the Grand Tetons in Wyoming got that name and you'll see why that's funny.

Soon other mountains and parks were joining in and everybody was taking sides.

At this point the humans have stepped up to pick their favorite park and join in the insult war against other parks.

Some of these insults are cute and funny. Some have gotten down right nasty to the point that I won't repeat them in this post.

Below is a shot video of Yellowstone insulting Mnt Rainer.

It's gotten to the point that they are insulting each other's mothers.

I didn't know that national parks and mountains had mothers, but here we go.

There was that one great line,

The Tetons are fine, but they are surrounded by too much Idaho.

The internet insult war between our national parks has just gotten started.

But so far nobody has mentioned The Bighorn Mountain or The Wind River Range.

The Blue Ridge Mountains, back east threw a couple of insults out but nothing seemed to stick.