Armored Cars & Beer Breakfast: Here’s How Wyoming Parties At The End Of The World
I am writing this on Thursday, 06/22/23.
Today is the beginning of the end, according to climate activist Greta Thunberg.
That is why, as Wyoming's talk show host, I've decided to throw an on-air party.
I mean, if we are all DOOMED! What the hell?
The world will not BLOW UP today, rather, we are in a downward spiral, according to Gretta.
We have no idea how long the end will take.
So how do the folks of Wyoming celebrate the end of the world?
Well, first off we have guns, jeeps, and trucks. WYOMING IS GOING MAD MAX ALL THE WAY, BABY!
As a talk host, I don't play music like a DJ does. But, still, if we are going out we are going to need some tunes.
Listeners called in with suggestions.
Doug in Cheyenne suggested that I just start the show with TAPS.
Tim from Tampa suggested Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
Dave in Casper wanted to hear This Is The End by The Doors.
Chris in Casper suggested Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
There were many other great suggestions.
Now what about the rest of these last days?
Breakfast- have a beer
In fact, pour it on your Cheerios.
Are you a vegan?
HAVE A BURGER?
Driving a small wimpy or maybe an electric car?
Get A Coal Rolling Pickup
If society is about to break down, then anyone who is anti-gun is about to find out why the rest of us own them.
Those annoying rednecks you woke whimpers made fun of are going to be the only ones who might survive this.
You should have gotten a skill rather than taking art history at college.
You'll need skills. You'll soon see why that degree is useless.
Like Hank Williams Jr. Said, "A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE."
Since the Earth is about to go into a climate meltdown
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN THE COAL POWER PLANTS BACK ON?
It's our only chance of survival.
Confused by all of this?
I better explain.
Five years ago, almost to the day, climate activist Greta Thunberg posted on Twitter that she had it on good authority that we needed to stop using "fossil fuels" in the next 5 years.
She did not say that the planet would explode if we failed to heed this warning.
But, like many who have made this prediction before her, not doing so would send the planet on a disastrous death spiral with no chance of recovery.
Before we move on, let's look at precisely what Gretta said.
It's important to put this into the context of other statements she has made on this topic.
Here is her tweet on Twitter from almost 5 years ago.
Looking at previous statements made by Gretta, and this scientist, they are not saying that we all suddenly DIE!
More like this will be the beginning of the end and there is nothing we can do about it beyond that point.
Recently somebody pointed out the Gretta that her 5-year mark was at hand.
It seems that she might have taken the tweet down after this was pointed out. Nobody can find it and she's not talking about it.
This is not the first time someone had made a claim like this.
Back in 2006, Al Gore claimed that we had 10 years, or we would reach a tipping point of no return.
2016 came and went and Mr. Gore tried to make the case that everything he said had come true.
Then he kicked the can down the road and offered another 12 years.
Many other people have made predictions like this, only to kick the can down the road, later.
Back to Gretta Thunberg.
The date on her tweet is June 21st, 2018.
We have until then to stop using all "fossil fuels." (More accurately called Organic Fuels).
If we do not stop using them by the end of the 21st of this month, which is a Wednesday, I'm throwing a party.
To hell with the news of the day.
What does it matter anymore?
My morning talk radio format is out the window and the party is ON!
Join us as we play end-of-the-world music and talk about what we will be doing with the time we have left.
Why show up to work?
Are you a VEGAN? HAVE A BURGER. What the hell?
Stop driving your "eco-friendly car" and go get a big diesel SUV.
LIVE IT UP!
Join our END OF THE WORLD BEGINS party.
See you on the radio, on June 22nd, at the beginning of the end.
At you thinking you might want to find a "DOOMSDAY SHELTER" and wait it out?
There are old missile silos for sale in Wyoming.