Wyoming Town Police Reports Are HYSTERICAL

If you read the police report from a major city, you might think twice about ever moving to that city.

Murder, muggings, rape, carjackings.

It truly is frightening.

That's why so many Wyomingites prefer their small towns to big cities.

Let's join this lady, in the video below, as she reads the police report from a small town in Wyoming.

These police report items were taken from the weekly newspaper in Pinedale, Wyoming.

Honestly, it's laughable.

At 12:13 pm, a toddler accidentally dialed 911 from mom's Apple Watch.

More phone trouble at 3:53 pm. The police were called, but they never said what the trouble was.

9:50 am, a driver was stuck in the middle of the road and needed help evacuating his wife.

2:00 am, a caller wasn't feeling well.

1:03 pm, items were scattered on the road.

At 2:20 pm, the police were called to the town's Dollar General because a black and grey bird dog kept coming inside. It had learned to use the automatic doors. 

9:47 pm, a truck was parked near a gate at a ranch.

Another dog violation. Police were called when a dog jumped into a stranger's vehicle and would not leave.

A truck pulling kids on sleds down the street worried customers at Dollar General.

Then, police were called because a cow was blocking the west side of the road through town.

With problems like these, you can see why some people prefer to live in small towns.

These are true Mayberry police departments, and I mean that as a compliment.