WATCH: Commerical For Wyoming’s Dementional Porthole Park

Have you heard of Ancient Gateways National Park in Wyoming?

Neither has anyone else.

But it would be totally BAD ASS if it were a thing because at this park, you can see dimensional portholes leading to who-knows-where or what.

According to this AI-generated ad, you can add it to your Wyoming vacation plans.

But, much like the warning of petting fluffy cows in Yellowstone, there are a few things to be aware of.

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Ancient Gateways National Park boasts the highest concentration of interdimensional portholes in the world.

The park is located at the highest points of Wyoming's Wind River Range.

You can hike, camp, and even bathe in the crystal clear waters among these beautiful mountains and mysterious gateways.

Some gateways are as tall and as grand as Wyoming's Teton Mountains.

These portals are mostly dormant.

BUT BE WARNED!

Now and then, one flickers to life, and that has led to some tourists being sucked in and never seen again.

In other cases, strange creatures step out, and boy, are they pissed.

Much like the wildlife in Yellowstone, visitors are warned not to approach, pet, or attempt to communicate with these creatures in any way.

People have been eaten.

Some have just been stepped on as if they were ants.

Just clear the area and report what you saw to park rangers.

Other than that, the park is perfectly safe.

Yet another place to plan your family vacation, and it is almost risk-free.

It's 1,000 times safer than visiting California.