Nobody Is Getting Rich If UW Keeps Losing
I'll say this upfront- I'm not a sports fan.
But it still matters to me that UW's Cowboys, THE POKES, Win more games.
Heck- if they could win some games.
You see, the Wyoming lottery lets us pick an extra ticket, for FREE, each time the Cowboys win.
Here is how they advertise it:
More ways to win with Cowboy Draw BOGO
Yeehaw!
We’re rampin’ up the excitement with Wyoming’s favorite game!
To celebrate each Pokes win even more, we’ll release a weekly code on all free BOGO tickets.
That means each week you participate in BOGO gives you a chance to win $20,000 at the end of the season, too.
The drawing will be December 6th and the winner will be announced December 13th, 2024.
So far, they have won a grand total of (drum roll please)... 1 game!
We all want to be proud of our team.
But some of us also have plans for that lottery money.
Some of us have saved NOTHING and were planning to retire on our lottery money.
Some of us just have a lot of STUPID CRAP we want to buy.
Some of us, like most lottery winners, plan to be broke again within two years after winning that lottery.
Those cowboys we were counting on are really letting us down this year.
Come on guys. I need a new airplane.
I believe they only have 5 games left to play.
There is no way they will win all five.
Not the way they have been playing this year.
Now how about just 2 more?
Can you do that guys?
Some of us have bills to pay.
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