thanksgiving

Much of the story we are told is left out.

"As my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

So for those who have been waiting for that first SMACK of winter, here it comes.

Dark meat must be thrown overhand. It hits harder.

We are not promising these Thanksgiving movies are good. In fact, the most horrifying thing about them may be how bad they are.

Just wondering if it taste good. Who wants to lay bets on this?

As Thanksgiving approaches, the community is rallying together to ensure every family has a feast to enjoy this year.

Do you dare say you can't stand it?

This holiday is about airing family grievances.

We probably laugh so hard because it is all too true.