I love Girl Scout cookies.

Who doesn't?

But I have a few complaints.

These are the things we are not supposed to say out loud, or the Girl Scouts will get us.

1). It's not fair that as soon as we start our New Year's Resolutions the Girl Scouts show up to sell us boxes of cookies. WE ARE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT HERE!

2). There is no way to say no to a Girl Scout sales kid. She opens those big round eyes at us and makes a pouty lip. Who can say no? Also, if you have seen the movie Children Of The Corn you know why we are all afraid to say no.

3). FALSE ADVERTISING! The side of a box of Thin Mints says "Serves 8." Really? Eight what? Not eight people. NO WAY! More like 1 box serves 8 minutes per person.

4). This is the biggest one of all. ADDICTION!

Open a box of those cookies and you'll promise yourself that you'll just take a couple and save the rest for later.

YOU JUST LIED TO YOURSELF!

Here comes the list of excuses for taking more.

"DANG I pulled the foil too far back. I can't leave exposed cookies. They'll go stale."

"Those two are stuck together so I have to take them."

"That one is broken so I'll be polite and not leave it for everyone else."

"I can't take uneven numbers. It's a problem I have."

"Darnit I touched that one. I did not mean to. Now I have to take it."

It's a good thing they don't sell these cookies all year round.

There would be addiction centers trying to cure people if they did.

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