The Strangest Store In Wyoming Has Babies Worried
Yesterday, while driving through a small Wyoming town, I saw a sign for a business that raised my eyebrows so high, I had to peel them off the ceiling of my car.
I'll change the first part of this store's name to protect them.
Lisa's Baby Exchange.
Hold on...
Baby Exchange?
I have questions. LOTS OF QUESTIONS!
Did you have any idea people were doing this?
If you had known, as a parent, would you have traded in your kid?
We can imagine the reasons for exchanging a baby.
Can we swap this for one that actually sleeps at night?
This one poops too much, and it's gooey.
Then there are those Dads who would want to swap for something other than a baby.
Can I look at maybe a bigger tv?
Do they only swap babies for other babies or do they allow swaps for something else?
Can I get a puppy instead?
Is there an age limit on the kids that can be swapped or is it just babies like the sign says? "Baby Exchange."
Does the store have bins full of babies so you can see what's available or do they just broker deals with other parents that want to swap?
Can siblings get in on this?
I don't like my sister. I want to exchange.
My bother is a poopy head little jerk. I want to exchange.
Although I bet they don't allow little sisters to show up with their baby brother in the basket of their bike for an exchange. Story policy would call for the parents to be present.
If you ever see that the new baby next door does not look quite the same as you remember, maybe the parents paid a visit to Lisa's Baby Exchange in Wyoming.
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