You have gone to the store to pick up a few things. On a lark, you look down the toilet paper isle, expecting to see it empty. Much to your surprise there is a package of TP on the shelf.

Your heart races as you bee-line it to the register. You know everyone is looking at you. Out the door and to the car, fast as you can. Will you make it? If you do, you'll have to back the car into the garage and unload so the neighbors don't suspect anything.

But before you can get to your car, a stranger approaches. You know what he is after...

In the video above, Master Ken shows us toilet paper fighting techniques for what is now a strangely realistic situation.