Personally, I think fireworks should be named after what they do. The Boom Pow. The Zip Poo POP! Something like that. That way we have an idea of what will happen when we light the sucker.

As it turns out the people who name these things have an entirely different idea of what name will make you reach for the package saying "I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!"

Enjoy the list below of the strangest fireworks names you will find at Wyoming fireworks stands.

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