Why A Wyoming Couple Had To Burn This Chair

Recently in Alpine Wyoming, a couple returned home to find a naked drunk guy passed out in their living room in a recliner.

Any news story you might have read goes into detail about who the naked guy was, where he was drinking, and with whom, before he disappeared and later turned up in the home of some strangers, naked, asleep, in their recliner.

What these news stories fail to mention is that now, this poor couple will have to go out and buy a new recliner.

Let's face it, if you found some naked, drunk stranger, asleep in your favorite living room chair, the one you watch TV in, snack in, and fall asleep in, you would have to get rid of it.

No amount of shampooing would fix it.

You can even get it professionally cleaned, and they would do a good job.

But you will always have that image in your head of some naked drunk stranger's butt farting into your seat cushion.

I bet he was sweaty too, and that image will always come to mind before sitting down.

You could put the chair up for sale on a local classified site. But because this story was in the news everyone will know what chair this is and nobody will want it.

You can put it outside for the garbage men to pick up. But they won't want to touch it.

Watch this satisfying video of an old Ez chair being burned.

The local landfill would want you to pay extra to dump it in the toxic area.

There is only one thing left to do.

BURN IT!

Tie a rope to the chair so you don't have to touch it.

Drag it outside.

Douse it in gasoline.

BURN IT!

There is no other choice.