Wyoming Rodeo Clown Takes On Yellowstone Bison

(NOTE: Not one word of this story is true.)

A Wyoming rodeo clown, with years of experience in his craft, has grown a little tired of battling the caged bull.

Bloppy the Rodeo Clown has decided to take his skills to Yellowstone National Park, where he can face down some wild bison.

These city folk have no idea how to face a bull and live to tell about it, said Bloppy.

Then again, they don't bring a padded barrel with them on vacation. They have nothing to jump into for protection.

 

Bloppy the Clown hopes that the park will see the entertainment value, as well as the educational value of his efforts.

Right now I'm working for tips.

The tourst love the show.

Maybe this will become a paying gig, said Bloppy.

Think of it as educating those city folk.

Just tell them that I'm a trained professional and they should never try this.

 

But the park service is not so thrilled with the idea at this point.

We might have to arrest Bloppy the Clown, said a park service officer.

 

Apparently, there are some side benefits for Bloppy.

It's a great way to pick up chicks, explained Bloppy.

Most girls these days have blue or green hair and too much makeup on their faces.

So they see me as one of them.

Today's woke woman loves a clown, except if he has a red balloon.