Who Is Yellowstone’s Mysterious YELLOW MAN?
Well, this is WEIRD!
Who's the guy in the yellow body suit in Yellowstone National Park?
We really have no idea.
So, let's speculate... and let's be stupid about it.
First, to be realistic, this is probably a guy shooting a video for something on the internet.
That's what folks on Instagram were thinking.
Buy why stop there?
Here are 7 WRONG assumptions about who he is and what he is doing.
- He's a space alien and that's the body suit he wears under his space suit.
- He's a superhero known as Yellow Man. He arrived at the park on this day to try to save stupid tourists from acting stupidly. It turns out to be too much work, and he is going home.
- He was trying to seal some food in a vacuum bag and something went horribly wrong.
- He lost a bet and now has to walk around the park like this for an entire day. That's the last time he roots for the Broncos.
- He was sure this suit made him invisible, then this lady approached and started asking questions
- He's a really hairy guy. Something went wrong with his hair removal lotion.
- He's shooting the next Jaguar commercial.
Actor Mark Ruffalo has played the Hulk in several Marvel movies. He has to wear a suit like this to play the part.
Ruffalo said that he hates the suit.
"It makes a person look big in all the places he wants to look small and small in all the places he wants to look big."
Looking at our Yellow Man in Yellowstone, Ruffalo was correct.
Add that to the list of reasons to NEVER wear something like this.
At least not in public.
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