You Might Be From Wyoming IF…

Jeff Foxworthy's, "you might be a redneck" jokes never seem to get old. They also fit just about every situation in every state. Let's take a look at how they fit Wyoming.

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YOU MIGHT BE FROM WYOMING IF:

Your bride wore cowboy boots at your wedding.

You switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' daily.

To you, a "Southerner" is someone from Colorado.

Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.

You're a meat-eating vegetarian.

You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.

You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and spring blizzards.

You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.

When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.

You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.

A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.

Where we're going, we don't need roads!!

There are more guns in your house than people in your town.