If you live in Wyoming, a headline and story about a mountain lion loose shouldn't be surprising. But it is always interesting. In fact,

Here are 5 things you don't do when a mountain lion is in your neighborhood:

(These ideas should be obvious. But 'obvious' and 'should be' are famous last words.)

1). Stand outside yelling, 'Here Kitty Kitty!'

2). Decide that it might be a good time to dress that deer you shot over the weekend.

3). Make quick jerking motions and talk in a high squeaky voice while wearing Micky Mouse ears.

4). Tell your kids to get out of your face and go play outside. Here is a time you might actually encourage TV and video games.

5). Any idea that involves catnip is a bad idea. Don't even think about it.

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