Bigfoot Now Has His Own Beer
Sure, why not? It might taste good. Only one way to find out.
You can even get that Bigfoot beer sticker at this link. I want one.
So is this a beer that Bigfoot makes and sells to humans, or is it just a beer that Bigfoot likes and we should try it?
Let's hope someone is not making a beer and just putting Bigfoot's name on it. Bigfoot could sue them for that.
The beast. The beer. The legend. After the workday grind, reconnect with your wild side through our untamed barleywine-style ale. This classic lives up to its namesake: massive malt body, sheer hop intensity, standing at 9.6% ABV.
Watch the video below to see how Bigfoot Beer is made.
Barrel-Aged Bigfoot is an incredibly complex version of our legendary barleywine, rich with intense bittersweet malt flavors of burnt sugar and raisin with a touch of vanilla from its time in barrels.
You'll love their commercial.
If a Bigfoot approaches your camp at night, just offer him a Bigfoot beer.
I'm sure he won't say no and you have just made a friend. Though, nobody is going to believe you.
In the video below a Sasquatch watches two "Hairless Ones" fishing, cooking their catch on a fire, and drinking beer. Intrigued, he investigates their camp while they sleep. When he finds some bacon he experiments with cooking and gets more than he bargained for.
When it comes to Sasquatch, there’s no lack of opinions regarding what they might or might not do.
Because tonight’s guest, Vicky Brown, has a family of Sasquatch living on and around the property she and her husband own, she’s known the Sasquatch there to do a lot of things.
She and her husband know what to expect from them, including whether a Bigfoot will drink a beer or not.
Listen to the story in the video below to hear what happened.
I'm sure Bigfoot beer is made with fresh mountain spring water.
Want to buy your bigfoot suit?
They are available for both men and women.
But now that you have the suit, what do you do with it?
You could try what the one guy in Colorado did a few weeks back. Sit in viewing distance of a train full of tourists to become an internet star.
Or you could start making Bigfoot YouTube videos!
There are a bunch of them out there and they are HYSTERICAL!
From No Budget Productions comes the 5 Most Shocking Bigfoot Videos.
They admit upfront that this is all just a spoof.
WARNING! REALLY LAME HUMOR (which makes it even funnier).
Some of these videos are professionally done.
Here is a Beef Jerky company that's made a series of videos called Messing With Sasquatch.
That's probably not a good idea.
Still, these videos are hysterical and probably a realistic representation of what people would like to do if they came across a real-life bigfoot.
The video below has a few of the best of these commercials.
This next video is mostly a waste of your time.
I just want to get that out of the way right up front.
From an actual TV show, these guys decide to prank some "Bigfoot Experts."
I don't think there is any such thing as a "Bigfoot Expert."
If they were "EXPERTS" they would have found him by now.
So let's see what happens when they think they really did spot him.
Just scroll to 17:58 in the video to get to the point. The rest is not worth watching.
How about a prank that's worth it?
This guy dressed up in a Bigfoot suit and scared people on the Appalachian Trail.
For this Special Video I went to the AT to Prank Backpackers / Hikers. I camped at Standing Indian, then in the morning started The Pranking.
I make "Special Backpacking Videos" to spice up the backpacking community.
This was an April Fools Special Video.
Thanks for everyone I scared, Everyone was such good sports.
I actually experienced more Selfies than actually scaring people. LOL (CoachBill).
The next video is where I think we will really find Bigfoot and his wife.
Lady Bigfoot has had a few too many PBRs and and feeling a bit frisky.
Her husband, or boyfriend, maybe cousin- I can't tell, is just going to sit there and enjoy the show while she shakes it in her summer bikini.
His expression suggests he's enjoying the show.
But who can really tell?
Y'all think this is strange?
Can't a lady blow off a little steam on the weekends?
Watch the video below and see!
BUT WAIT! There's more!
Here is a lady Bigfoot who has decided to become an influencer on Youtube.
Okay, maybe she's having a bit of trouble figuring out how this is done. But I have to give her credit for trying.
Bigfoot Bae is stepping out of the Pacific Northwest woods and getting on Instagram and TikTok. She's dancing and posing for her camera phone.
"During quarantine, I was really bored and got online," Bigfoot Bae explains.
This is the 21st Century, people. Bigfoot got tired of just being a grainy figure in people's photos. She has sweet moves, so she decided to show them off on Instagram and TikTok.
"I said after a year I want to have 10,000 followers," she says. (King5 News).
She has more than half a million followers on TikTok and more than one hundred thousand followers on Instagram.
Take that Prairie Wife In Heals.
Here you were shaving hair to look pretty. Well, maybe you were going the wrong way with that.
Bigfoot Underwear Is Real
Gallery Credit: Glenn Woods
Gallery Credit: Glenn Woods