Our Wyoming Town Is So Small – JOKES

Wyoming has a lot of small towns. You probably noticed. So let's have a contest with MY TOWN IS SO SMALL jokes to see who wins that one.

My town is so small, the "Welcome" and "Thanks for visiting" signs were painted on the same post.

The city jail is called an amoeba because it only has one cell.

The McDonald's only has one Golden Arch.

The local phone book has only one yellow page. Does anyone even get a phone book anymore? I bet not.

The New Year's baby was born in October.

When the attitude of the town is bigger than the population.

The ZIP code is a fraction.

Every time I turned on my blender, the street lights dimmed.

You Know You're From a Small Town When...You call a wrong number, and the person who answers gives you the correct number.

A "night on the town" takes only 11 minutes.

The mayor has to annex property just to eat a foot-long hot dog.

You don't use turn signals because everyone already knows where you are going.

Our state is so small that everyone has the same area code. Think about that.

You can throw a baseball from one end of downtown to the other.

Forget downtown; you can throw a baseball from one end of the entire town to the other.

Everybody knows who goes to church and who doesn't.

Nobody has any mailboxes because the local post office is a short walk from everybody's house.

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