"These jokes are rated PG. Let's get that out of the way right now. If you want dirty jokes about how cold it is you'll have to find them yourself... then send them to me."
Here we go.
The grass is growing and you're going to need to cut it.
So put that snow blower in the back of the garage and move the lawn mower to the front.
While we are at it, here are a few essential lawnmower jokes you'll need this summer...