Wyoming Makes Other States Look Wimpy On Snow Days
Not every region of the country knows how to handle snow.
To be fair, not every region of the country sees winter events as we have out West.
Let's give credit to the New England states. They get it.
East Coast - Commute time Increases by 50%.
The South - Mild PANIC and feeling of DOOM!
Wyoming- Maybe wear long sleeve shirt today.
1 - 4 INCHES OF SNOW:
East Coast - Travel Advisories.
The South - Schools Closed.
Wyoming- Brush off the grill before tailgating party.
4 - 8 INCHES OF SNOW:
East Coast - Air traffic diverted. Flights delayed or canceled.
The South - Stores emptied of bread and milk.
Wyoming- Walk the dog before the snow gets too high for him to poop.
8 - 12 INCHES OF SNOW:
East Coast - TV channels reporting 24/7 on "SNOWMAGEDDON."
The South - STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED!
Wyoming - Lines at the liquor store for beer and booze is a bit longer.
12 - 24 INCHES OF SNOW:
East Coast - THE ENTIRE TOWN IS SHUT DOWN.
The South - NATIONAL GUARD CALLED IN!
Wyoming - A little late to work today.
36 + INCHES OF SNOW!
East Coast - Jim Cantore Spotted!
The South - People huddling in their homes - whimpering.
Wyoming - OH BOY! A SNOW DAY!!!!!!