Why Rockies Fans Are GLAD Their Team SUCKS!
So, your baseball team SUCKS!
You must be a Colorado Rockies fan. Sorry to hear that.
But then again there might be some advantages to this! Like anything in life, it's all in how you choose to look at it.
When your team sucks for as long as the Rockies have sucked a lot of things improve.
Ticket prices are really low compared to your friends who root for winning teams.
You can even pick better seats than you would normally choose. Nobody wants them.
If you have to travel to see a game, traffic will be light.
Hotel rooms will be easy to find, even on game day. No reservations required.
The bars and restaurants will not be over-packed with people. Just the usual Denver citizens.
Parking will be a snap. Plenty of spots to choose from.
No long lines to get into the game.
If you see seats that are better than the one you bought, go for it. Nobody cares and the players want the fans as close to them as they can get. It makes the stands look full.
You'll have plenty of time to make friends with the people sitting near you because there is nothing happening on the field.
Need to get up from the game and go get a snack? No worries. The team SUCKS. You won't be missing anything. Don't even bother asking what you missed when you get back. You'll probably just get a story about how they blew it again.
No lines at the snack bars.
No lines at the toilets.
No need to leave the game early to beat the traffic, because there isn't any traffic.
So you see- it's all good! Life is how you choose to look at it.
On that note, let's end this article with a little song.
Now let's see a big smile next time you go to a Colorado Rockies game.