Wyoming Guy Panic Buys For Valentiens Day

OH CRAP! It's Valentine's Day.

You forgot, didn't you?

How many times did we tell you? - NEVERMIND!

So you're on your way home and trying to think of something to get her.

You can try the flower shops but they are probably all out by now.

You can go to the grocery store but all the other guys who were late like you already thought to buy her eggs. Women love expensive gifts.

You have no choice.

The Dollar Store IT IS!

There is a Valentine's Day aisle in the dollar store, but that's probably all shopped out by now.

Don't try getting her makeup or any other feminine things. You have no idea what she buys or how those things work.

Stay away from the dish and laundry soap.

Do not buy her bath and shower soap.

In general, soap is a bad idea.

Snack isle? Are you NUTS?

NO she does not want anything from their pathetic electronic isle.

NO MEAT - She does not need hotdogs.

Keep going.

Are you starting to feel cold?

Yeah, because you've arrived in the frozen food section.

She does not want or need Pizza Bites.

Keep going.

HOLD ON!

Is that ice cream in the freezer?

You're in trouble here so don't get the cheap stuff.

What flavor does she like?

Nevermind. You can't even remember her birthday or Valentine's Day, so you won't remember her favorite ice cream.

Just do the best you can. Buy something that looks delicious.

Rush home with it before it melts.

Tell her you decided to think outside the box this year and do something different.

Sit and watch her eat the ice cream knowing full well you're going to have to watch a chick flick tonight.

Sorry dude.