Why Nobody Spring Breaks In Wyoming

Here comes Spring Break.

Young college kids love to flock to warm places like Daytona Beach.

They never think of holding Spring Break celebrations in places like WYOMING!

But we have so much to offer.

It's almost warm out, but not quite.

Then again, it might be warm and "spring-like" right now, but a full-on blizzard will change it to winter in the blink of an eye.

Want to run around in your bathing suit during spring break? Well, I don't suggest that here in Wyoming.

Wyoming has beaches, if that's what they want, and almost all of the ice has melted off by now, making that water refreshingly cold. Some call it frigid, but it all depends on the person.

Unlike Florida, Wyoming lakes don't have alligators or sharks. But keep an eye out for bears and mountain lions on the shoreline. 

Other places that host those popular spring breaks have a lot of people. So many people. It's annoying. --- Really.

Just look at this picture of these sexy women enjoying Wyoming's fresh spring grass.

You won't have a problem with too many people in Wyoming, because most people either don't know that we are here, or they found out about our state, and they don't want to be here.

In places like Daytona, Florida, if you get drunk and run around naked, you'll get arrested.

Here in Wyoming, there is nobody to see you do it. So --- have at it.

Heck, some people move to Wyoming just so they can get drunk and run around naked.

So bring your friends to Spring Break in Wyoming.

But don't bring too many of them. We don't like too many people here in Wyoming.