Wyoming Offers To Fix Baseball’s Worst Team
I'll say it right up front: I'm not a sports fan, so I have NO idea what I'm talking about.
What I do know is that Colorado Rockies fans have had about enough of their team letting them down.
The Rockies have sucked so much for so long that it's actually treated with skepticism when the team wins a game.
So how do we fix a team that has been this bad for that long?
Leave it to an outsider like me to come up with A BRILLIANT IDEA!
In Wyoming, we have several American Legion Baseball teams.
It's okay you can pick the worst of the lot if you want.
Let's take that team and move them up to "the majors."
They can back their bags and move right down to Denver and into the Rockies old locker room.
With Wyoming now having a hole, and some small Wyoming town missing their team, the current Rockies players can move up to Wyoming and therefore down to the minor leagues where they belong.
Let's face it, that small Wyoming team will find it easy to play better than the Rockies.
Nobody will expect those replacement players from Wyoming to make the playoffs.
But they for sure will win more games than the current Rockies.
For those who think this idea is silly, let me ask one question.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
Your team is SO bad, WHY NOT?
Does anyone have a better idea?
Didn't think so.