Yellowstone Bison PROUDLY Ads 3rd Tourist Score Tattoo
Yesterday I posted a video that is going viral on social media. A Wyoming bison with 2 silhouettes on his shoulder for the 2 tourist he has PUNTED so far in 2022.
Now there is a 3rd tourist, so the video of the bison was reworked to add another.
That Wyoming bison in just 2 tourist away from becoming an ace.
The 1st was a Colorado man wo was knocked down by a Yellowstone National Park. The 2nd was a Pennsylvania woman was injured in a similar situation.
The 3rd victim is a 71-year-old woman from West Chester, Pennsylvania who was attacked near Storm Point at Yellowstone Lake on Wednesday.
Apparently the bison charged the woman and her daughter as they inadvertently approached it while returning to their vehicle at the trailhead. The woman is currently recovering from non-life threatening injuries.
The video above actually looks almost REAL!
Most of you now how fighter pilots mark their planes with how many kills they have.
Below is WWII ace Alexander Vraciu displaying his many kills.
At the time this photo was taken he was a 3-time ace heading for 4. A pilot needs 5 kills to become an ace.
On the Facebook page Yellowstone National Park Invasion Of The Idiots. someone posted this video of a Yellowstone bison displaying this tourist gores.
As you can see in the video below, he is not an ace yet. 2 more to go and he's made ACE! Until then he proudly displays his tourist punts on his shoulder.
This ups the bar for the other bison in the area. OH YEAH! It's on now. Every bull will want to catch up.
Do you think seeing this will wake tourists up and make them stop and think?
I'm not even going to try and kid you about that. Of course it will NOT!
There are other ways of scoring that have been noted as kind of an Olympic record.
It's kind of hard to top the South Dakota bison who pants a woman.
He tossed her one way but kept her jeans from flying with her.
Those he left hanging from his horn as a trophy.
2022 started off with a record-breaking 10 foot tourist toss by a Yellowstone bison.
Other people have been tossed but as far as I know that is a record.
We keep trying new ways of telling these people to NOT PET the fluffy cows. They will gore you and it will hurt the entire time they are doing it.
At this point why not just give up on trying to tell people and make a sport of it.
Looks like the bison are keeping score.
I'm for sitting on the sidelines with some of my friends and big numbered score cards to rate each tourist toss.