Yellowstone Bison Start Their Own Video Page

The animals of Yellowstone have started posting on social media.

Tourists have dropped many phones while running.

These animals have picked them up and started doing what the humans do.

SELFIES!

Below are a couple of bison talking about the tourists they have punted so far this year.

Bison Billy and Bob would like to remind you that Yellowstone is NOT a petting zoo.

I had no idea what bison walked around on two legs when humans weren't looking.

Watch as these guys display what they took from tourists after they beat the crap out of them.

Including drones.

According to the bison, those notches on those benches in Yellowstone are their tourist count.

They even destroy a sign meant to warn humans about them.

Those idiots are about to get fondled by nature.

Says Billy the bison in the video below.

It's not just the bison that have human cell phones.

The mountain lion below has one, and she has a few words about the unsuspecting human she is about to pounce upon.

Something about "texting her own last words."

We have now reached an age where the animals can post their own videos and let us know what they really think of us.

We humans think we are so smart.

Maybe we invented the cell phone, but those animals can still survive out in the wild all on their own.

We freak out when the electricity flickers for a second or two.

Would you like a stranger to come up to you and start taking selfies with you and trying to hug you?

You wouldn't, and they don't like it either.

It's a line-up, a HIT - and A SCORE for the bison.

The second KO of 2025 just happened at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.

The bison were feeling a little behind on their quota this year. They have some catching up to do. This hit puts them in a better mood.

A 30-year-old New Jersey man, who could not or would not listen to every sign in the park telling him not to get too close, sustained minor injuries after he was gored by a bison in Yellowstone National Park on Tuesday, June 10, according to a release from the park.

It was 9:45 a.m..

A group of visitors at the Upper Geyser Basin at Old Faithful approached a bison too closely.

The guy who didn't know how to read or listen was a resident of Randolph, New Jersey.

This makes sense because smart people don't live in New Jersey. They leave that state and never look back.

I wonder if getting mauled by a Yellowstone bison hurts more than getting mugged in Jersey.

ANYWAY he sustained minor injuries and received care and hospital transportation from EMS personnel.

This is the second reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025. The first occurred on May 7.

“The incident is currently under investigation, and no further details are available at this time,” the release said. “There are no photos or videos of this incident to share.”

DARN IT - we wanted pictures.

The bison was later seen talking to his buddies about the hit and bragging about the look on the human's face when he suddenly launched at him.

The bison then pulled out his scorecard and made a mark.