What To Do If You Wake Up To A Cowboy In Your Bedroom

An odd question is making its way around social media.

It's not new, just rediscovered.

QUESTION: What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and there was a cowboy in your room?

That makes one wonder if this scenario is based on something that actually happened, or is it just a WHAT IF?

Some folks might just scream.

Some might reach for the weapon under their pillow if they have one. They better be faster on the draw than that cowboy.

Here is how the question appears on the internet.

One listener to the Wake Up Wyoming morning radio show said that she would take that cowboy for an 8-minute ride. (I won't give out her name).

I was sorry to inform her that cowboys are only good for 8 seconds. Women hate to hear this but it's true.

After some discussion, nobody was able to decide what "anti-cowboy measures" were.

Some other options might be to swear off drinking before going to bed.

Perhaps it's time to get off that medication the Dr. prescribed. Or maybe it's time to get on some medication. That all depends.

Let's take a musical interlude in this article and listen to Praire Wildfire sing, Whatcha Gonna Do With A Cowboy?

Do you ask him if he wants a beer or do you tell him not to touch your beer? You might join him for a beer if you're in the mood.

So, is he dangerous or not?

Check to see if he took his hat off when he entered your house and cleaned his boots. That should tell you all you need to know.