A City Slicker’s Guide To Living In Wyoming

Did you grow up in a populated state but you now find yourself living way out west?

Someplace like Wyoming, perhaps?

You might want to look like you fit in so people don't stare.

Don't worry, not many people will stare, because we don't have many people.

ANYWAY, here are some rules making their way around the internet on how to look like you belong here.

THE RULES FOR CITY SLICKERS IN WYOMING

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. Cattle and feed lots STINK. But that is only STINK to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.

4. So you have a $60,000 car. Big deal. We drive $60,000 pickup trucks. A pickup truck is a work tool, not a fashion statement. We also have $200,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. Drivers wave two fingers when passing on rural roads. It’s called being friendly. Raise two fingers to wave back.

6. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time

7. You bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. (Mary Jane is an old word for pot. Don't bring pot. Bring the girl).