Tell me we are out of coffee at work and we have a major problem.
Tell me there are no working toilets, and I might have to skip the coffee so I don't have a bigger problem.
Yesterday at work we had a major problem.
Thankfully my listeners had plenty of creative suggestions on how to cope when all of your restrooms are out of order.
Innovative solutions. Odd suggestions. Inappropriate suggestions. But they were just trying to help.
Their marvelous words of wisdom are below:
Wyoming Radio Host Trapped On Air Due To Broken Toilets
The studios and office of Townsquare Media are in a big two story building.
Two toilets upstairs, two downstairs.
Monday morning I arrive at work to find that all four toilets have OUT OF ORDER signs on them.
I was able to make a quick trip to a convince store before my radio show. But once the show gets going there is nowhere that I can -- um -- go.
I am live on the air for 4 hours. If nature calls the toilet needs to be close and I need to make it quick, during a commercial break.
Looks like I'm just going to have to hold it for a while.
But then my faithful listeners began calling in with some very creative suggestions.
15 Outrageous Wyoming Myths That People In The US Think Are True
It's really interesting how many people in the U.S. have no clue about Wyoming. The less they know, the better off we are, BUT these actual misconceptions about Wyoming are just ludicrous. Hard to believe these 15 came out of someone's mouth.