Time for another round of "IT'S SO COLD OUT" jokes.

Wednesday morning temperatures around the state of Wyoming were actually colder than Tuesday morning.

Don't worry, things start to warm up, a little, from here.

But it's now cold enough that you are allowed to complain about it and still be considered a hardy Wyomingite.

To help you along, here are some classic jokes to tell today.

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These jokes are rated PG. Let's get that out of the way right now. If you want dirty jokes about how cold it is you'll have to find them yourself... then send them to me.

This week temperatures are about to hit an all-time low for 2022. In a few places, they might actually set records. To help you make it through here are some of the best 'It's So Cold Out...' jokes I could find.

    • The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
    • Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
    • Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
    • You have to break the smoke off your chimney
    • You have to open the fridge to heat the house
    • Your false teeth chatter and they are still in the glass
    • Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
    • Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
    • People look forward to getting a fever
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    • Mailmen watch out for dogs and polar bears
    • I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
    • We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
    • Refrigerators are redundant
    • Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins
    • Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
    • Prisoners are begging for the electric chair.
    • Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
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    • A streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck...so we have to pretend he's a statue until Spring.
    • I chipped my tooth on my soup.
    • Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
    • We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
    • I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
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  • I actually saw a gangsta pull up his pants.
  • I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
  • Ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.
  • Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
  • Cops are tasering themselves.
  • I farted snowflakes.
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  • Even Elsa is bothered by it.
  • I'm thankful for hot flashes.
  • Donald Trump's hair froze in place.
  • Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on.
  • I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
  • The ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.

73 Years Ago The Storm Of The Century Hit Wyoming

73 years ago, in 1949 the storm of the century hit the Western US. Here is a look at some pictures that tell the story...

A Gallery Of High Planes Wyoming Winter Bison

Special thanks to Grandpa Rich of Thermopolis Wyoming for these photos.

Each morning Grandpa drives up to check on the herd in Hot Springs County Wyoming.

As he drives around he takes photos and sends them to me.

An audience of 1 is not enough.

That's why I'm sharing them with you.