I should write this up in a book, with pictures, much like guides to birds and flowers.

WELL HERE WE GO, tourist season is about to begin in Wyoming. Don't get me wrong, we love our visitors. To us they are like giant stacks of cash walking around.... I mean to say, we love meeting new people.

You can usually tell when tourist are around by the chattering sounds of fussy parents  fussing at fussy kids. Then, you smell the suntan lotion. Here they come.

Below is a handy guide to help you identify what type of Wyoming tourists you are looking at.

A Field Guide To Wyoming Tourist Types