Thanks To Everyone Working This Memorial Weekend

Everybody has a three-day weekend this weekend, RIGHT?

A lot of us do. But so many people have to work so the rest of us can have a good time.

I usually link to thank them. I'm sure they would like to relax too.

Three-day weekends are mostly holidays for bankers and bureaucrats.

Police, fire, and ambulance rescued many people after they were stupid.

Usually, the words "HEY, WATCH THIS," or "HOLD MY BEER" are heard before they have to go into action.

Thanks to those hospital workers who bind the wounds and mop up the blood caused by stupidity.

Police also look out for drunk drivers and other idiots before they harm the rest of us.

Thanks to those working in every type of retail store and restaurant.

Many of those workers have to put up with a lot of obnoxious idiots who seem to be out in force on three-day weekends.

Did you notice all of those truckers on the road? Things still need to be delivered.

You're power was still on, and your water was still running because people were working those jobs.

There are many behind-the-scenes jobs that we never think about while the rest enjoy an extra day off.

I propose a holiday where the bankers and bureaucrats have to work, and the rest of us get an extra day off.

Also, how about a three-day weekend that just lets everyone who was working on Memorial Day go home?

Though, without them, I'm not sure the rest of us would survive it.