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The Ultimate Wyoming Deer Hunter’s Itinerary
Hunting season takes a lot of planning.
Some people don't realize how much work really goes into it.
It's important to make a schedule to keep things on track:
1:00 a.m. Alarm Clock Rings.
2:00 a.m. Hunting partners arrive and drag your sleepy butt out of bed.
2:30 a.m. Throw everything into the truck but the kitchen sink. Actually, you should have been packed and ready YESTERDAY.
3:00 a.m. Leave for the deep woods.
3:15 a.m. Back home because you forgot your gun.
3:30 a.m Back home again because you forgot ammo.
4:45 a.m. Drive like hell to get there before daylight.
At some point, you get there. You realize you left the tent at home.
DAYLIGHT Finally! You see a deer.
Point and pull the trigger.
C L I C K !
Load gun while watching deer go over the hill.
No idea what time it is but the sun is up.
8:00 a.m Head back to camp.
9:00 a.m Still looking for camp.
10:00 a.m Look for a cell phone signal because you are lost.
12:00 p.m Fire gun for help.
12:02 p.m. You're getting hungry at this point. Eat wild berries.
12:15 p.m. Ran out of bullets calling for help. Eight deer show up.
1:00 p.m. Squatting in the woods because berries are causing a problem.
1:15 p.m. Rescued and rushed to hospital.
3:00 p.m. Arrive back at camp.
3:15 p.m. Friends talk you into going back out for more hunting.
4:00 p.m. Return to camp for more bullets.
5:00 p.m. Empty gun shooting at a squirrel that's been bugging you.
6:00 p.m. Arrive back at camp to see six deer grazing by your tent.
6:01 p.m. Find the last remaining bullets. Load gun. Shoot at deer. Hit pickup truck.
6:30 p.m. Start walking home with friends who are cussing you out.
Bet you just can't wait to go hunting next year.
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