New Cologne Smells Like Old Wyoming Pickup Truck

In a state like Wyoming, who doesn't like old pickup trucks?

I'm thinking of marketing a cologne that smells like the inside of an old Wyoming pickup cab. What self-respecting Wyoming man would not want to smell like that? Women will love it.

Here is what I plan to mix together:

Let's start with burnt wood and campfire.

The aroma of gasoline and maybe a touch of diesel.

Old, stale cigarette butts and chewing tobacco.

Whiskey and beer - old and stale.

The aroma of deer blood.

Maverick gas station coffee.

Gunpowder.

Gun oil.

Axle grease and engine oil.

Let's throw in the smell of old leather, of vinyl, from the bench seats.

Old wool aroma, from the seat cover.

LADIES - I want you to imagine walking past a man who smells like all of that.

Women out west will love it. But at the same time, it has the advantage of grossing out and scaring off women from places like Colorado, New York, and Los Angeles.

Some men would need to buy this cologne. Others already smell like this because they own one of those trucks, and they don't drive it as a showpiece. It is their daily vehicle. They scratch their heads every time they see one at a car show.

For the men who don't naturally smell like this and have to buy the cologne to smell like a real man, don't worry, we won't tell anyone. But everybody is going to know when they see what you really drive.