Yellowstone Bison Top 5 Greatest “HITS”

This is going to sound awful, but I actually wait for videos of bison attacking tourists to post for you to read about.

Don't judge me. After all, you're waiting for those posts and love watching them over and over again.

Since we have not had a good tourist mauling in a while, I thought, why not go back and look at...

YELLOWSTONE BISON GREATEST HITS!

By the time you are viewing these videos some idiot tourist will have been launched to the moon again and you'll have something new to watch.

Who didn't love watching that person get butted 20 feet into the air?

Unfortunately, it was a 9-year-old girl. She's okay.

Some of us watched it several times to see if it was real or clever video editing.

It was real.

The bison won an award from his buddies for the highest toss of the year.

In the video below Daddy tries to save his kid from a charging bison.

The lesson the entire family learned was...

DO NOT TRY TO PET THE FLUFFY COWS.

It never works out the way you think it will.

While we are doing a "best of", here is a quick montage from Inside Edition.

This next video is of a 72-year-old woman who tried to sneak up on some bison in the campground.

When you hear those beasts snorting and grunting, they are trying to tell you something.

Unfortunately, humans today have forgotten how to speak BEAST.

She ends up getting tromped.

She was asking for it.

As always, leaving the best for last, here is the woman in South Dakota getting PANTS by a bison.

YEAH - he took her jeans off and left them dangling from one of his horns.

This big furry guy wins the trophy for best tourist mauling of all time.

You would think that would have taught every tourist a lesson.

NOPE - it has not.

So, what have we learned here?

Apparently... NOTHING!