Satire

As the wind howls through Wyoming, small dog owners are left holding on for dear life, and their pups might just get swept away!

Lazy people who did not want to get off the government dole and go back to work have found themselves "OFFENDED" by the idea of labor day.

"I have a great view, I can't deny that."

Apparently, Devils Tower is just a large tree trunk.

It's for their own good.

This story is SATIRE. You have been warned. So don't come back at us complaining that it isn't true.

But not 100% wrong.

Mostly, everybody moves away, or dies.

This winter is going to beat the CRAP out of us. I'm sure of it.

If you're having a tough time, why not try these arrows?