We all know how annoying this time of year can be as everything has gone PUMPKIN SPICE. 

Well, it's worse than you think.

I am now firmly convinced that  Pumpkin Spice is a CULT.

You might think I'm overstating it, but when I come across PUMPKIN SPICE BODY WASH, I know that this thing has gone way too far.

What about a Pumpkin Spice Latte Body Wash?

Do you have a friend or a family member in the CULT OF PUMPKIN SPICE?

Better known as a remember of C.O.P.S. with all due respect to police officers.

I'm sure there is help for these people.

Yes, there are pumpkin spice deodorants.

It gets worse.

Busch Light has launched Busch Pumpkin Spice Dog Brew, an alcohol-free drink for dogs made with pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and water.

Make your trash smell good with Hefty Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice Ultra Strong Trash Bags.

Pumpkin spice salmon? Yes, some grocery store tried to pumpkin spice their fresh fish.

Pumpkin Spice CAT LITTER?

Pumpkin Spice Sausage?

Here is one that someone needs to go to HELL for - PUMPKIN SPICE GOUDA CHEESE! 

To corrupt your kids and indoctrinate them into this cult there is Pumpkin spice Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Pumpkin spice peanut butter? THAT IS SO WRONG - STOP IT - JUST STOP IT!

(Quiet weeping sounds).


Sorry, let's move on.

I hate to go there - but - some strip club is offering Pumpkin Spice Lap Dances.

These people need help.

Next year let's work on taking our fall season back from C.O.P. S.

Cult OPumpkin Spice.

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