Wyoming’s Bigfoot Identification Guide

So you were going for a nice hike in Wyoming and- OH LOOK, you finally saw a bigfoot.

Don't bother with your camera, nobody ever gets a good picture.

What kind of Sasquatch are we looking at here?

They are not all the same.

Just as there are different sizes and shapes of humans, you can expect to see different kinds of Sasquatch in the wild.

Here is a handy guide that you should probably have on hand if you are hiking.

Do NOT fat-shame an overweight Wyoming Sasquatch.

He probably got fat by eating people who were making fun of him.

That Sasquatch is probably hungry. You might want to avoid eye contact.

What are the different types of bigfoot?

Are their subspecies?

Chuke is joined by Rob Roy Menzies and Beans Baxter to discuss the different kinds of sasquatch that may be in existence!

Look for different colors and lengths of hair.

They, supposedly, are of different heights and body sizes.

I'd say to check if they have different eye colors but you probably don't want to get that close.

Much like deer are of different sizes in different parts of the country, the same can be true for Sasquatch.

Florida Key Deer, for example, is tiny.

Alaskan deer are HUGE by comparison.

Does their hair color and body type change as they get older?

It's true for humans. We tend to get a bit fatter and go grey.

Maybe that's true for the Sasquatch as well.