Let's face it, income tax SUCKS!

We do have to do it this way here in America. There are better tax systems that do not tax income. It would also be nice if the government didn't spend and waste so much.

BUT OKAY, the deadline for doing your income taxes is here. So I found some jokes that I hope will help you through it.

1. Accountants live in tax shelters!

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2. My CPA is so good has a tax loophole named after him.

3. Gas stations help you save on taxes because they are self-serving.

4. Taxes are like golf. Because you work hard on the green just to end up in the hole.

5. Marijuana dispensaries file joint returns.

6. Undertakers file pay as you urn.


7. Trash bags have Hefty taxes, and no one is Glad about it.

8. Did you hear about the chiropractor who owed back taxes?

9. When you spell out “THE IRS,” it looks a lot like “THEIRS.”

10. Did you hear about the church that was audited for reporting false profits?

There, did those jokes make you feel better? Of course not.

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If you live in a state like Wyoming then you are at least smart enough to live in a place that does not have a state income tax.

There are a few places in America that have a state and city income tax along with the federal income tax. Imagine having to file all that every year.

Maybe one day Americans will be smart enough to elect politicians who know to spend a lot less and are willing to get rid of the income tax for something that makes more sense.

Until then, the joke is on us.


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