These Bad Pothole Jokes Will Make You Cringe And Giggle

Potholes making you mad?

Honestly, this is why we don't want the government taking on too many jobs.

They can't even do this one simple thing.

FILL THE POTHOLES!

Fine, relax, take a breath.

Tell a few pothole jokes to ease the tension, and pain, and cost of auto repair.

These jokes are NOT good.

You have been warned.

The guys fixing the potholes on our road have completely disappeared.
I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.

What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
Rut Road.

LET'S SING - Rock Me Like A Pothole!

I tried to bury some old cookware but I couldn't find a spot anywhere to put my pans.
All I saw were potholes.

Hit a pothole and blew out a tire today
Ba-Dum-Bum-TSS

What’s the difference between a pothole and a regular hole?
One is a little higher than the other.

Road full of potholes
“You are such an unfaithful person.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because you avoid the holy road!”

I asked a local council general labourer filling potholes in the road
"Do you dig graves?"
He said "Well - they're ok, I suppose"

What do you call a street full of potholes and ice cream?
Rocky Road.

I was talking to a council worker the other day and I asked him
"What's it like working for the council?
"Oh you know you have good days and bad days."
"Swings and roundabouts I suppose"
"Yeah sometimes we fill potholes as well."

I found an inconsistency in a Cheech and Chong movie.
It was a pothole.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?
In potholes.

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!