Worst I HATE SNOW jokes on the internet

I'm sure you have had just about enough of this last winter attack that shut down more of our state. Are you getting a little tired of shovelling it? I bet you're tired of looking at it.

Well, then it's time we started making fun of it. If we do it right winter just might get mad and go crying home to mommy. (Probably Mother Nature).

I searched the internet for the best "I hate snow jokes" I could find. I'm sorry to say I did not find anything on the topic, or even funny. But here they are anyway.

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What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line.

Barney Keeps An Animal In His Ski Trousers – It’s His Salo-Pet

Henry was really hungover until he reached the top of the ski run. It was just the lift he needed.

Do Arctic sommeliers worry about the wine-chill factor?

Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A Puddle

Snow isn't a problem in the Middle East
...but ISIS

Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow. It's called a Ted Cruise

It's snowing and my wife has been staring at the window for 2 hours...
...I should probably let her in.

Some kids pee their name in the snow.
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today...
Well, I’m guessing she was poor. She only had $1.00 in her purse.

Sure you're just sledding now
But sledding is a gateway to other things.
Soon you'll be tobogganing.
And snow-tubing.
And snowboarding.
And skiing.
It's a slippery slope.

I just ran over one of Snow Whites dwarfs.
He wasn't Happy!

I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snowstorms...
It turns out I wasn't using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrot?

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a......snowbank.

Two blondes find a set of tracks in the snow.
"They're rabbit tracks!" Said Trixie.
"No, silly, they're Bear tracks!" Said Susie.
This went on for a while, until the train hit them.